Protection
A story:
A wealthy rancher was at home one day, when a local brigand showed up at his door with a gang of bandits.OK, now read 1 Samuel 25 and tell me what you think.
“What do you want?” the rancher asked.
“My men need provisions,” came the reply.
“Sorry, I don’t have anything to spare.”
“Might I point out, sir,” the brigand said slowly, “that my men have been very respectful of your land and your cattle; they haven’t harmed any of your sheep or damaged any of your property. Surely it would be unfortunate if anything –– unfortunate were to happen.”
“Just who do you think you are?” demanded the rancher. “Get off my land!”
“Very well,” replied the brigand. “It seems you’ve made your decision.” At that, he turned, nodded to his men, and walked away.
The rancher’s wife, who had been listening from inside the house, was alarmed by her husband’s response, and she knew she needed to act immediately. She grabbed several large bills from the household money reserves, slipped out the side door, and met up with the brigand, out of earshot of her husband.
“Sir, you’ll have to excuse my husband,” she said quickly. “Sometimes he makes choices without taking all considerations into account.” Handing him the money, she looked at him with a glimmer in her eye and continued: “Please accept my apology on his behalf, and know that I wish you the best of success in your further ventures. And keep me in mind –– I suspect we’ll see one another again.”
“Clearly, you’re smarter than your husband,” he said. “Thank you for preventing me from doing anything –– rash. You have no need to fear any harm from me.”
The woman returned home, and shortly thereafter, the rancher died of unexplained causes. Hearing about the death, the brigand showed up at the house. “I understand your husband experienced a bit of poor fortune,” he said. “My sincerest condolences.”
“Thank you,” she said. “It’s a pity, but fools tend to get what’s coming to them.” She stood and held out her hand, which he took, and the two of them walked from the house together.
(This reading follows John J. Collins, Introduction to the Hebrew Bible, 228–29.)
